Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?
[x]

deviantART

 
About Me Member Deviously Annoying Astral-Projection18/Male/Australia Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 29 Deviations
854 Comments
5,900 Pageviews

Funny Funny Ha Ha - Again

Sun Oct 30, 2005, 8:19 PM
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.
One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realised he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang,bang'.
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly".

deviantID

No deviantID yet.

deviantART Community Board

[x]

Comments


:iconastraline:
What's up
I took this new free iQ quiz my friend showed me. you should check it out. just CLICK HERE TO TAKE THE FREE IQ TEST
:iconastraline:
LOL everyone should see this ... it's HILARIOUS just Click here
:iconastraline:
Hey. this person wrote something about you in their blog.. CLICK HERE
:iconmonovin:
aww i love your gallery!

--
"If you love me then thank you
If you hate me then fuck you"
:iconguttermassacre:
My new acount is Kate-Hedgehog. It's updated and soon will have all of the tattoo flash that I've worked on and that is quality.

--
--Kate Hedgehog :chainsaw:
:iconballarat:
A new Ballarat community is being formed....
Feel free to come and join :D
~ballarat

--
~ballarat -> A Ballarat community on DA
:iconbangergirl69:
hey!
love the gallery!
:blowkiss:

--
*Was it only a kiss?*
:iconiments:
jono rocks

--
so yeh, think about it
:iconpatriverspoop:
one of my friends is a foreign exchange student from new zeland- I just thought you might think that was interesting. .. but maybe not.
:icongodfairy:
where were you off to in that swisho suit mr jono?

--
pishtosh

Site Map